Saturday, December 30, 2006

So what happens when you do not drink enough water? You get STONES! This is what happened.

Fri- Sat(22nd-23rd Dec 2006) - Started having dark pee like blood in it.

Sun(24th Dec 2006)(Xmas Eve) - The side of my body was hurting wen i woke up. Rolling in pain. Went to the docs. Had a pain killer jab on my ass! haha... Den wad sent to East Shore Hospital. Called specialist down. A bit of consultation and played with my balls for dunno why also haha... den blood test, 500 bucks. Thought i had either kidney stones or a growth in my kidney.

Mon - celebrated Xmas on pain Killers.

Tues - Went for a full body X-ray. Doctor changed consultation to the following day as he had to go off to another hospital.

Wed - Went for consultation, confirmed a stone in my uethera. Decided to take the surgery the same day. Just before surgery at 2.45pm i was in the ward wearing a dress. I was like if my friends come and im wearing this dress, dun let them in. haha! I was telling my mom tt. Oh well, wen the put the sedation thingy on me, my eyes felt heavier and heavier but i felt conscience. I wanted to say im going to sleep but then again, i thought to myself, if i do tt, the doctors might prob start laughing and end up blasting not the stone but smthng else. haha... K, the process of this surgery goes like this, the poke a metal rod into my dick. Oww.. i can hear it from you especially the guys reading this... I was practically soft the whole time after hearing it. So, anyway they will blast the stone using tt thing-a-ma-jiga! haha.... So, when i woke up, i was pretty hyper already, not sleepy or wad. I called my father and was like Y.M.C.A. haha... den i called Tasia and was like Celebrate good times c'mon. haha... den i waited till my parents came. I was still giddy and all. haha... Then wen the nurses brought me to my room, instead of them plundging me into my bed, i was like moving by myself. ahhaa... maddness... But when it came to peeing, it was difficult. It was not only pain but seeing blood come out as pee is jus a turn off... So my visitors came and we had a lil party. haha... Sarah De Souza lent me her PSP. so i ended up playing Grand Theft Auto when they all left. Colin, Tasia, Sarah, Vanessa and Valerie came. Some of my relatives also came. haha....

Thurs - I went back home. Total Bill was around S$6000++! Wad a rip off to remove one stone.

Posted by Alexander Thaddeus Kow at 12/30/2006 08:55:00 pm